fartgallery: if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
let’s get the day started with a nice big bowl of why the fuck am I awake
If a guy told me he'd catch a grenade for me
sodamnrelatable: Why would anyone throw a grenade at me in the first place?
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
reading-passion: Isn’t it the worst feeling ever if you see someone holding their book like this
richwhitelesbian: he’s makin a list checkin’ it twice! gonna find out if you’re middle class and white
dooblerdoo: whenever I create a text post
britishfan221: fitzherbert-s: scaredpotter: shoutout to the people who still post harry potter 15 months after the last film and 5 years after the final book #after all this time?
the-vashta-nerada: superwhoavengelockandme: the-vashta-nerada: i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going like if i start a show i’m in it until the end in sickness and in health till death or discontinuation do us part man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from BUT Glee oh yeah fuck glee
ianthe: schmergo: ianthe: nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too… It tastes like an...
sirashtonirwin: deadfelinesociety: there is nothing romantic about not knowing you’re beautiful loving someone until they learn to love themselves please stop romanticizing low self esteem. it’s one thing to love a person who happens to have low self esteem it’s another thing to frame low self esteem as a desirable trait. #hey #hey EVERY BOY BAND EVER
niggaimdeadass: when i have kids imma fuck with them even when nothing happened imma act like they in trouble ask them shit like “why the teacher called me today?” “what kid were you harassing? don’t lie!” then imma watch that nigga fess up and crumble stupid mothafucka
dirkstr8der: the-winchester-initiative: cryonetics: snorlaxatives: *sexually strokes wall until finding light switch* What a turn on. Get out. why does everyone say get out when somebody makes a pun dont get out get in here and make more puns
3ridan: do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were...
while watching animated movies at age 2: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 12: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 20: hell yeah motherfucker
while watching animated movies at age 200: hell yeah motherfucker
phleps: it’s not you, it’s your theme
nearamirfaramir: robertdowneyjr: robert downey jr either dresses really well or ridiculously terribly exhibit a exhibit b